I am a British citizen and countless times I have been told that I have a 'posh' accent. At first I was offended, and completely argued against it, deliberately emphasising my rough edges, innit? But I gradually came to terms with my London enunciation. I found joy filling into the English stereotype. I now own a top hat, talk loudly about scones and live with an inexplicable desire to find, and join, a queue. No matter how much you try to fight it, you will eventually become a stereotype of your country in some way or another- it must be something in the water.
Although a small majority aren't, most British people are extremely polite. (and if you don't agree, I'm so, SO very really sorry) I can't possibly be the only one who has ever apologised to a piece of furniture? Own up you know you've done it. I sometimes even say "ow" on their behalf if the chair or table doesn't imediately repond to my crashing into them. Unfortunately this side of a British personality can cause problems in an argument. If someone tries to insult me I will think "your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" But instead I'll simply agree with them, say sorry a lot for making eye contact with them, then bow and run away. As well as having politeness powers, this stereotype can make us very giving which unfortunately means we don't get a lot.
With regards to English personality, there are mixed opinions from varying cultures outside of Britain. Some would call us cold and snobbish. I will admit that I can understand why that might be thought, but most of the time it's just plain shyness. I am ashamed to say that around 75% of the time, if I see someone I vaguely know out and about I will pretend that I didn't see them. Now this may seem rude and stuck up but it's an instinctive defense mechanism that goes up. I am very sorry for creating half of a stereotype, but I'm just a scaredy cat when it comes to people. I've also heard other opinions that say the English are typically very friendly and enthusiastic. This has come from the extrovert half of our population, and I have had the odd adrenaline fuelled crazy moment where I will start talking at a stranger to make them be my friend- or else. But I'm glad of this generalisation as we are a rather amiable bunch, aren't we chums?
Finally I will cover the stereotype that most Americans find absolutely fascinating, much to most of our disdain, which is our 'cute' accent. For one thing, not all English people have the same accent! No offense meant, but the Essex accent doesn't exactly scream Aristocrat. What others might consider an upper class voice, is simply one that uses well good grammar like.( I will proudly admit to be a grammar nazi. ) To any Americans reading this- I am not posh. Against your voice I might sound it, but compared to Stephen Fry I'm an East London chav. Although I must admit that it could have its benefits. In America I could commit mass murder and they would let me off with a warning if I said 'pavement' for them in my 'adorable' accent.
I'd best be off up the apples and pears now my good fellows. My crumpets are getting cold and my monacle is misting up from all of the fog. Terribly sorry!
Lots of love, stay freaky! xx
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